The spammers!
This section of my website is devoted to
the stupid spammers who clutter my inbox with rubbish.
None of these spams
have been requested!
I have never visited 'associated' websites or
'registered an interest'. 95% of the spams are actually sent to e-mail
addresses that have been harvested from newsgroups or websites. The other 5%
are sent blind to made up account names on website domains that are
registered to me.
As of the end of March 2008, I have received a
total of
70237
spam e-mails across my various e-mail
accounts, along with an unbelievable
$66,068,123,554.26
that I have won, been awarded, inherited, or had transferred to me, been listed in a will, supplied help to
a dead foreigner, had the same name as, worked in the same company as,
appeared in a business directory, or just plain being asked to handle as stolen
goods!
I've also won, or been offered:
Honda FR-V car
VW Beetle car
Mercedes CLK Cabrio car
BMW 5 series Car......TWICE!
HP Pavillion desktop computer with an LCD Monitor......TWICE!
2008 Model Range Rover car
House in Spain......THREE
TIMES!
Diamonds
5,800 kg of GOLD ! ! ! !
2 dozen gold bars
395 kg of gold dust
Given that the usual
penis-pill scammer [or dickhead spammers to give them their
correct name], reckons their knockoff and bogus copies of licensed
pharmaceuticals will give at least a 3 inch enlargement, my penis [if I had
taken up their spammed offers], would now be this long:
34,730 inches
and as the casino
spammers reckon I have already won at least $300 every time they spam me, even though I am not
registered at their 'casino', so my winnings to date are
$516,000.00
As there are some many spams in the inbox
these days, I just report on the Nigerian 419 scams, the Lotto scams, the
Phishing spams and the Pump & Dump scams. All the rest I collect together
and just note the totals on the 'others' page, along with a few examples of
each.
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