Your Own Chuck'em Chili Serves you and your friends 

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Ingredients:

Meat 
Chili
Imagination

In your favorite pot, chuck in some meat, spices, liquid and maybe more. Cook the 
mixture long and slow. Taste frequently, adding ingredients as needed. Eat enough 
to satisfy your appetite and age the rest overnight in the refrigerator. 

Then get some long necks, soda crackers and finish off the chili with your friends 
while you listen to some good old Texas Swing from Asleep at the Wheel.