The World-famous Godzilla Shinkansen Chili 3 large onions, chopped 5 cloves garlic, chopped olive oil to cover bottom of pan 2 Tbs chile powder blend 2 Tbs ground cumin 4 cans (48 oz.) Corned Godzilla, chopped into small lumps First brown meat. 5 dried NuMex hot chiles 5 dried Anchos 14 dried Togarashi (Japanese chiles) - use cayennes if not available Rehydrate chiles, reserve water. 2 large onions 6 cloves garlic Puree onions, garlic, and rehydrated chiles in blender, adding soaking water as needed until smooth. Cook under low heat (Crockpot) for 8 hours. Stir periodically. Kill Mothra (but freeze for later use). After about 4 hours, stir in: 2" square nori seaweed 4 Tbs tamari sauce 6 Tbs Mirin (Japanese sweet cooking wine) 2 Tbsp Shichimi (Japanese 7-spice) 3 Tbs oregano 4 Tbsp ground cumin 2 tbsp sesame oil Adjust spicing to taste. Bow politely, as if to a respected, but defeated enemy. Just before serving, stir 1 Tbs flour into 1/4 cup cold water, until well dispersed. Stir into chili. Best if served in laquerware bowls, garnished with a Shisso leaf.