Aardvark Chili 

   *   1 Ground Aardvark
   *   1 Qt. Jalapeno Juice
   *   3 Cups Chopped Tomatoes
   *   6 Thorazine Tabs
   *   1 Liter Bacardi 151 Rum
   *   1/2 Cup Cheap Mexican Gas*
   *   5 oz. Campbell's Cream of Weasel Soup

*Fina may be substituted

 Cooking It Up:

   * Fry Aardvark meat
   * Throw away tomatoes
   * Add other ingredients
   * Simmer over low flame 4 to 5 hours (or until bad smell goes away)
   * Serving It Up: Do we have to tell you people everything?  Hell, we
     just gave you our secret chili recipe!  Eat it out of a D-Cup bra for
     all we care!!